GPU – Goon Processing Unit
December 2025
Goon Keynote
What is GPU?
🚀 GPU – Goon Processing Unit is the ultimate degeneracy accelerator.
Forget graphics – this beast cranks out dopamine hits and endless fap sessions.
Clock Speed: Negative IQ (brain damage included)
Memory: Bottomless coom reservoir
Cooling: Sweat, tears, and jizz
Output: Maximum edge, zero productivity
⚠️ By engaging with GPU, you consent to:
Built With GPU NIMs
GPU doesn't render frames – it renders your worthless existence. Welcome to the goon singularity.